South Park Drops Fake GTA VI Gameplay and the Star Feature Is Dog Poop

South Park just gave GTA VI fans the most ridiculous“gameplay reveal”imaginable. In the new episode“Guinea Pig on a Stick,”the head of Ruth’s Chris shows the boys purportedly unreleased footage from the game, praising its next-level graphics and world-building before revealing the showstopper: a dog-poop mechanic where players can pick up the poop, throw it, and even attack with it. That’s the feature. The episode tied GTA VI’s November release to the town’s collective anxiety, treating the game like the salvation everyone’s been waiting for, a running joke that’s been building all season.

The clip, shared by X user @videotech, spread across the internet fast, and the reactions ranged from disbelief to full-on appreciation for the satire. The show’s treatment of the game release works because it mirrors real life: GTA VI is one of the most anticipated entertainment launches in years, and the hype has reached a fever pitch. Trey Parker and Matt Stone have never been shy about skewering pop culture’s biggest moments, and this is no exception.

Whether you’re a die-hard GTA fan counting down to November or just someone who appreciates a good roast, this episode delivered. So here’s the question: is there any game announcement that could possibly live up to this?