Martha Stewart is 85 years old and clearly has no plans to chill. On September 14, she hopped on Instagram with a close-up kissy-face selfie and a caption that stopped everyone mid-scroll:“I’ve been thinking about releasing my nudes.”The comments exploded, with Barbara Corcoran, Playboy, and OnlyFans all showing love and support.
The timing is not random. Stewart just made her debut on The Real Housewives of New York City, where she stopped by her makeup artist Daisy Toye’s home and immediately called out a store-bought pie.“What do you have in this kitchen? Store-bought pie? Oh, come on,”she said. The kitchen critique alone had fans calling her the most relatable unrelatable person on TV.
This is also not her first time making headlines for her confidence. Back in 2023, Stewart posed for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit in a red one-piece and proved she’s in a league of her own. Between the nudes tease, the pie roast, and the Bravo debut, Martha is having one of the most chaotic and iconic weeks of her entire career.
Would you actually want to see Martha follow through on those photos, or is the tease enough? Let us know in the comments.
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