Noah Wyle Says Eddie Murphy Told Him to "F—k Off" at Age 9, and the Payoff Is Perfect

Noah Wyle has a childhood celebrity story that most of us can only dream of having, and it involves Eddie Murphy telling him off at nine years old. On Amy Poehler’s“Good Hang”podcast, the“Pitt”star recalled approaching Murphy for an autograph, complimenting him on SNL, and getting asked why he was up so late before being told to“f—k off.”Rough night for young Noah, legendary story for the rest of us.

The experience left a mark, but in the best way. Wyle says he now signs autographs for kids instantly, because he remembers exactly how that moment felt.“Whenever a nine-year-old needs an autograph from me, I sign that so fast.”That’s how you turn a cringe memory into a genuine character trait.

The story gets a family twist too. Wyle’s 11-year-old daughter Frances gave him a framed fake Eddie Murphy autograph for his birthday, a prank gift that proves comedic timing runs in the family. He also told Poehler he’d love to host SNL one day. Would you watch Noah Wyle host SNL? Tell us in the comments.