When Science Meets Feline Antics: Are Cat Buttholes Touching Everything?

In a curious blend of science and humor, sixth grader Kaeden Henry tackled a surprisingly common question—do cat buttholes touch everything they sit on? With the guidance of his mom, Kerry Hyde, who holds a Ph.D. in animal behavior, Kaeden set out on an adventurous experiment using non-toxic lipstick for his feline friends. After applying the lipstick and commanding his cats to perform a series of tricks, he hilariously documented their ‘butt prints’ on the surfaces they occupied.

The results of Kaeden’s scientific inquiry revealed that long-haired and medium-haired cats kept their nether regions clean while lounging, making no contact with surfaces. Meanwhile, the short-haired cats left behind a slight trace only on softer bedding. This playful investigation not only entertained the internet but also provided relief to pet owners everywhere. So next time a cat lounges on your couch, remember: as long as it has fur, your upholstery is likely safe! Who knew science could be this much fun?