Noah Kahan's Brutal PSA: Use the Bathroom, Not Your Seat

Sometimes a viral moment isn’t the kind you want. Noah Kahan learned that lesson the hard way when videos circulated showing what appeared to be human feces near the seating area at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia following his concert on Friday night—the opening stop of his“The Great Divide”tour.

Rather than dodge the issue, Kahan took to X and addressed it head-on, mixing humor with a genuine appeal to venue workers who had to clean up the mess. He admitted that he’s“pooped my pants as much as the next 29 year old,”but his real message cut deeper: there’s someone on that stadium’s cleanup crew with a“1000 yard stare after dealing with that.”It’s a reminder that behind every venue incident is a person doing a job nobody dreams of having to do.

What makes Kahan’s response stand out isn’t just the toilet humor—it’s that he didn’t use the moment to bash fans or launch into a rant. Instead, he reframed it as a call for basic decency and empathy. The post took off online, with fans cracking up over his brutally honest admission and his plea for people to simply find a restroom when nature calls. It’s the kind of moment that could’ve derailed a tour launch, but Kahan’s willingness to meet it with candor and compassion turned a genuinely gross situation into something almost endearing.

Citizens Bank Park has not yet confirmed details about the incident, but one thing’s clear: if you’re heading to a Noah Kahan show, the bathroom is right there. Use it.