Jenny McCarthy Is Keeping Her Implants Mid-Detox and Her Reason Is Peak Jenny

Jenny McCarthy is seven months into detoxing from mold, and she’s making every headline cycle count. On her podcast, she told plastic surgeon Dr. Terry Dubrow the implants are staying, because she is not ready for“zucchini titties.”The quote is doing exactly what quotes like that do: breaking the internet while making a serious health story impossible to scroll past.

The health details behind it are no joke. Doctors found mold that could cause seizures if it crossed her blood-brain barrier, and her symptom list includes a jaw infection, eye growths, and pulled teeth. She says she’s so paranoid about exposure that she can’t imagine living anywhere but a tent. Seven months of detox and counting, and somehow she’s still cracking jokes through it.

Celebrities get roasted for staying quiet about cosmetic work, and roasted when they talk about it. McCarthy chose the unpolished route: humor, honesty, and zero interest in pretending. Love it or question it, you’re definitely talking about it. Would you keep the implants, or would the tent life make you reconsider everything? Sound off below.